Well there’s a solution…

Seeing as I’m such a meanie (by saying we need to wait a second for the menu to load), my son… the youngest mumbler in the family, is ‘phoning the circus’ to appeal to them about it using my cordless phone. As you do. As they are the strict and supreme authority for Pingu… I dont know what they have to say although The Boy’s input goes something like this:

Herro? Circus?
Is (name)…
*pause*
Watch Pingu!
I good!
Good boy!
yush…
yush…
fangoo.
*Phone down*

I’m so proud of being passed over in favour of the imaginary entity I invented… seriously I’ll be giggling about this for weeks.

That’s ma boy. Cut straight to the point and making his case to the appropriate highest authority. Lol.

Being that epic has surely got to be tiring. No wonder he sleeps 12 hours. Lol.