Seduction

Since body painting seems to be a thing that 2020 Lockdowns have made more and more popular, I’ve noticed a lot of creative, life sized versions popping up in social media craft groups. Luckily, it’s one of the more aesthetically positive trends. There are a range of others, that… just… no.

I created this chart for those who either don’t have the wallspace and/or willingness to spend a week with a multicoloured bum because they didn’t shower quickly enough, or scrubbing the floor of whatever room they used until it fails to match their newly acquired skin colour.

It’s great for creating an item of knitted/crocheted/diamond painted/cross stitched art and probably has more uses than even I can think of. Let me know what you create on social media!

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By the Way:

Don’t worry, it’s not my bum. I drew the original image using photoshop, but it’s definitely an invented “print” 😉

The Pattern itself is available to purchase here as an instant pdf download. Merchandise using this image is available here.