This thingy asking me for what’s on my mind…

fine, ok…. you asked for it…

Here’s my thought process over the last five minutes or so…. the sequence, in my head, flows logically from one thing to another. This is how my mind works. ALL. The. Time. I can’t switch it off. It doesn’t sleep. It doesn’t shut up. Even when I want silence it’s wittering on to itself.  Seriously. There is always something boiling away in my head waiting to fall out of my mouth (or fingers) and shock or amaze SOMEBODY.

Talk about tedious link LOL (Remember? Comedy Dave on Radio 1 Breakfast Show?).

Context: After talking with a friend after experiencing a despicable display of customer service….

Karma…chameleon *has a little dance*…Wizard of Oz… Ruby Slippers… Beetlejuice (the merrygo round scene)….Elton John’s wig with the tugboat… Russ Abbott’s “Happy Atmosphere” (Diabolical 80s song, it’s on youtube. Check it out. You can’t unsee it though, you’ve been warned) …. Sheldon (Big Bang Theory) … Stacey’s Mom by Fountains of Wayne…*has another little dance*… PeeWee Herman… Joe Pasquale… Black Books (the epitome of epic humour) and the film Philadelphia before deciding I’m hungry and want a cheese sandwich.

Which I can’t have.

Poo.